Wii (pronounced "Why")

So it was about 4:40 PM on a Friday and I'm getting ready to go home from work when I get a phone call...

It's my friend and co-worker Kevin. He's like, "They have Wiis at the Best Buy on Lexington and 86th Street. Do you want me to pick you up one?"

Now I had only a passing interest in the Nintendo Wii. It looks like it's a ton of fun with a bunch of people but I never have company and I'm actually okay with that.

Then I thought that if I don't buy one and Kevin does and I go over his house and play his, I will be instantly jealous and it will ruin our friendship (much like the guy who gets with the hot girl you had dibs on).

So I raced over to Best Buy and yada yada yada...

Does anyone want to come over and play with me?