1) When I am drinking alcohol at a high quantity, there seems to be a point where the part of the brain that records memories shuts down...like recording a 3 hour show on SP instead of EP/SLP (is that reference too old now?) So when I get home, pass out and wake up in the morning, I have no recollection of what I've possible done after say 1 AM. Then I have to send out "feeler" text messages like "Hey, what happened last night" or just blanket apologies and blank checks.
I wish I had a red light go off on my brain so that I could go up to one of my drinking partners and say "Hey, buddy. Listen, after I finish talking to you, I'm going to forget everything that happens from this point on. Here, take my camera. Make sure I stay away from sharp objects, couches, beds, etc. Here's $20 bucks. When I leave, stick it in my front pocket for the cab. Oh yeah, and take LOTS of pictures. It might help jog my memory. Excuse me, I think I'm going to do the safety dance."
2) I was asked today by Amal if I ever cheated on someone while in a relationship to which I said No. The two reasons I gave for never doing so is 1) I hate confrontations and 2) I hate being wrong. So if I cheated and got caught, I would be setting myself up for a confrontation and, because I would clearly be in the wrong, I couldn't win.
I'm sure there are more noble reasons for not cheating but that one appeals to my base nature.
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ha, if you said you were a sag...shit would have been perfectly normal,lol.
:)
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