I AM going to drink again

Another rough night.

I woke up this mo...afternoon.

And as I was driving through Brooklyn with the biggest headache that was not caused by me hitting my head on something, I said those magic words.

I am never drinking again.

I called my friend who was a witness and declared to her that this was it...this was the time I was going to stop drinking.

Then I remembered I'm going out for drinks on Thursday.

Actually, I organized it.

Shit.

I'm not drinking again starting SATURDAY.

Really.