OK, so as I said in my Cons section, I have an issue with falling asleep after indulging myself in one too many libations.
This Saturday, after moving boxes into my apartment all week, went to someone's birthday party...drank a lot really fast, sat down in a hot ass room and was down for the count until it was time to leave.
Of course, I kept hearing people "Wake up, Mel.", "Damn, you stay asleep", "C'mon get up!"
To hell with y'all.
Lemme break it down for you.
My body has an auto-shutdown mode.
If I drink too much and it looks like I am a drink from embarrassing myself, my body automatically starts to shut down. I sit down, fall asleep, and when it's time to go it's like my body has rebooted.
If you want to make fun of me or embarrass me because I found a comfortable spot to take a nap, that's your prerogative.
But I'd rather be the guy who fell asleep at the party then the guy who threw up on the couch, passed out on the floor, pissed in the sink or fell asleep in the bathtub.
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