When I hear about people who bought furniture like couches and mattress and futons all willy nilly, I always cringe. I'll only sit on the edges.
Who was the person you bought it from? More importantly, were they extremely attractive?
Why is that important?
Because an extremely attractive person has more than likely had sex on the item your are purchasing. Shit, I woulnd't even trust a kitchen table.
A moderately attractive person you can gauge by whatever personal interaction you have with them if they are the "having sex" type
Ugly people are probably not having sex but I wouldn't get a mattress from them either.
I think if you are going to spend your money on a mattress or couch, you have the right to ask if they have fornicated on the item.
I only trust buying from virgins on Craigslist.
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