You Stupid Bitch!*

Why do people cheat on reality shows?

Actually I take that back. i'm sure people cheat on reality shows for the same reason people cheat everywhere.

That being said, why do people confess about cheating on reality TV?

I mean, if you don't care about your significant other and have been looking for a way out, by all means blow up his spot on TV

But if you still want to be with them...Wait until the show is over, dumbass.

Then you and your love can have an OFF-CAMERA chat about it and we won't find out if everything was worked out until the reunion during sweeps the following year.

Instead these morons make themselves and their boy/girlfriend look like a fool on NATIONAL TV.

Do that to me and you better stay where you are.

Actually, if I was dating someone on a reality show and they cheated on me and I got that call, I would act all serial killer calm:

Girl: Sean?

Me: Hi, baby!

Girl: I have something horrible to tell you.

Me: (concerned) What is it?

Girl (sobbing): I slept with someone. It only happened once and I'm so so..

Me: (Interupting) Ok. Did I tell you that I got a raise?

Girl: (sniffling): What?

Me: I got a raise. Isn't that great?

Girl: (yelling with a snot bubble) DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? I slept with someone.

Me: I know. I heard. Can I call you back? Sopranos is coming on and I heard someone gets whacked this week.

And I would never talk about her sleeping with that dde until she came home.

Why? You ask

Because she would be mentally tortured for the rest of her stay.

And, I'm not making an ass of myself on TV.

At least, not like that.

*Shandi's boyfriend upon finding out she had sex with someone in Milan.