Wednesday, March 24, 2004

The Art of Psychological War, Part 1

I've always believed this and please feel free to let me know if I'm wrong.

But if you really want to take a girl down from her pedastal...

Call her fat.

Not angry or yelling or in a "Oh Yeah" kinda way.

Just very matter-of-factly.

Examples:

"Have you put on some weight? No, seriously" (then tilt to get a view of their rear)
"Did you have a big breakfast/lunch/dinner?" (playfully pat the tummy)
"Us fat people gotta stick together."

You get the picture.

While this may not be as effective to your really big girl who has come to terms with her weight, the skinny/in shape girls are easy targets.

The skinnier they are, the fatter they believe they are.

In order of effect:
1. The slightly chubby girls who are not fat but not skinny enough to be labeled skinny. When they sit down, they got a lil roll.
2. Girls who go to the gym alot but don't have a six pack
3. Naturally skinny girls. They might take it as a compliment because they have probably heard all their life how they ned to gain weight.
4. Fat girls.

Now, when you say this, don't expect an immediate reaction.

They'll probably laught it off and say whatever.

But when they go home...

When no one's around...

They will be looking at their ass in the mirror and they won't be having that slice of cake for dessert.

Game. Set. Match.

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