Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer Trailer

Please don't suck like the first one...

Wii (pronounced "Why")

So it was about 4:40 PM on a Friday and I'm getting ready to go home from work when I get a phone call...

It's my friend and co-worker Kevin. He's like, "They have Wiis at the Best Buy on Lexington and 86th Street. Do you want me to pick you up one?"

Now I had only a passing interest in the Nintendo Wii. It looks like it's a ton of fun with a bunch of people but I never have company and I'm actually okay with that.

Then I thought that if I don't buy one and Kevin does and I go over his house and play his, I will be instantly jealous and it will ruin our friendship (much like the guy who gets with the hot girl you had dibs on).

So I raced over to Best Buy and yada yada yada...

Does anyone want to come over and play with me?

Heavens To Murgatroid!

Ugh! Today Is My Least Favorite Annual Work Day*

Yup, it's Bring Your Sons and Daughters To Work Day again

I can't stand kids running around the office all damn day.

They always organize and roam like a pack of wolves looking for meat.

Especially the little girls. when 3 or more get together, their conversations turn into a collective screech.**

I wish I had an office and could close my door all day.

Does this make me a bad person?

* I subscribe to the Peter Gibbons train of thought that 'Everyday is the worst day of my life' but this day stands out in particular.

** Sadly this is a trait that girls do not grow out of until they are elderly. Think that's mean or sexist? What's that noise girls make when they haven't seen each other for longer than two weeks and they run into each other on the street or at a party?

Lost Season Three: "D.O.C."

What. The. Fuck?

What I Liked:

• I'm not usually a fan of Yunjin Kim's acting but she was great in this episode. She held her own against the best actress on the show (Elizabeth Mitchell)
• Oh, Juliet. I knew you weren't completely on the side of the Others
• Mikhail's alive! Thank God. He was too cool to kill already.
• Hurley was hilarious: "Ooops", "Mom" and the final "What?"
• Jin knows kung-fu. Sweet roundhouse kick
• We've come full circle on the Jin and Sun backstory

What I Didn't Like:

• I'm sure when he dies it will be heroic on some level and redeem his character on some level but until that moment happens, unfortunately Charlie's still alive.

What We Learned:

• Shortly after she marries Jin, an old woman blackmails Sun for $100,000 unless she will reveal that Jin's mother is a whore
• Sun goes to see Jin's father and learns that a) Jin's mother was promiscuous and b) Jin might not be his son. He makes her promise not to tell Jin either nor that she met him
• Sun goes to her father to get the money no questions asked promising to continue to turn a blind eye to his affairs
• Sun's father says that Jin will have to repay this debt and that's how he ended up being a Korean thug.
• Sun gives the old woman who is Jin's mother the money but threatens that she will have her killed if she sees her again
• Our mysterious guest (listed as Naomi in the credits) speaks Italian, Chinese, Spanish and English
• Juliet lost nine patients
• The winner of the Race to Sun's Ovaries is...Jin!
• History dictates Sun has about two months to live
• The island increases sperm count (Five times more sperm)
• Juliet left a tape recorded message for Ben detailing Sun's pregnancy saying that she will test Kate next (Good luck with that one)
• Apparently in the real world, Oceanic Flight 815 crashed and was found and there were no survivors!

Questions:

• Oceanic Flight 815 crashed and was found and there were no survivors. WHAT THE FUCK?
• How did Mikhail survive or was he faking this whole time?
• Where was Mikhail running to?
• Why did Sun act like she didn't know what Jin was doing for her father?
• Who sent Naomi?
• Is anyone on the island who has sex pretty much going to get pregnant?
• Is Kate pregnant?
• Is Juliet pregnant?
• Why is Juliet helping Ben if she hates him so much?
• Knowing what she knows, was Juliet having sex with Goodwin a suicide attempt?