Continuing last night's tale...
UPS was supposed to call me at 10 AM to discuss last night's non-delivery.
They called me at 10:55 AM. Whatever.
The woman says that it shows here blah blah blah...it doesn't matter what the fuck she said because the fact is he didn't come.
Then she was like is someone there to receive the package now? No, I'm at work. Just like you.
I think this is the thing that annoys me most about most about my conversations with them: their immediate assumption that you are home.
Anyway, I ask if they could deliver it after 5 PM tomorrow. She says she will inform the driver and call me back. That call still hasn't come.
I get back to the office (I was in at the doctor's office during this call) and check UPS.com for some sort of update. Guess what?
05/23/2007 11:07 A.M. RECEIVER WAS UNAVAILABLE TO SIGN ON 3RD DELIVERY ATTEMPTI'm just so tired right now.
Any unseen all-powerful, all-knowing deity, please give me strength...
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As a Fed Ex employee, you have no idea how fucking hilarious this to me right now...
Dude, the SAME THING is happening to me right now... I sat on my porch all day anxiously waiting for my new $7k camera. Fed-Ex brings the filters and gear I ordered by 10AM, but UPS doesn't show all day... I call, they say I wasn't home to sign for it? What the fuck? Those mother fuckers didn't even drive down my street all day. Lazy ass lowlifes lie and shit on their customers when it is more convenient for them to pass you by. Pathetic.
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