That's right, my birthday is in seven days.
What's that, you say? You want to get me a present?
Well the Amazon.com Wish List is still in effect.
Now, if I didn't get you a present for your birthday that has already passed, you should not feel obligated to get me anything.
However...
...if I DID get you a present for your birthday that has already passed, you should totally feel obligated to buy me something.
Furthermore, if your birthday has not passed and you would like to receive a present from someone who does not share your blood or your bed, what better way to send that message than to buy me a present first.
The choice is yours!
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no party, no present.
Haven't you gone to enough birthday parties?
no gathering no matter how small (and not necessarily a party) to celebrate your birth, no present.
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