Friday, May 12, 2006

It's My Second Favorite Time of the Year 2006

(in case you were wondering what my favorite time of the year is)

Summer Movie Season Is Upon Us!!!

I'm going to see M:I:3 tomorrow to kick it off.

Here's how the rest of my season is looking...

May 19th:
The Da Vinci Code (No, I didn't read the book so I won't be one of those people who will say "The book was better")
Over The Hedge (Sorry, I'm interested)

May 26th:
X3: The Last Stand (It's not going to be as good a movie as X2 but it will probably be more action-packed)

June 2nd:
The Break-Up (I will ignore the fact that I am rarely impressed with anything Jennifer Aniston does)

June 9th:
Cars (This is probably the first Pixar movie I haven't been excited to see but that haven't made a stinker yet...yes, I liked A Bug's Life)

June 16th:
Nacho Libre (I didn't laugh once during the trailer but I won't hold that against it)

June 30th:
Superman Returns (Lois Lane has a kid? I'm sorry. That really bothers me)

July 7th:
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (I still think there shouldn't have been a sequel but the trailer looked good)
A Scanner Darkly (I'm more excited for the Radiohead score/soundtrack)

July 21st:
Clerks II (they actually just moved this up from the 18th. I think Harvey Weinstein knows the same stoners and geeks who would see this movie will probably see Snakes on A Plane instead)
The Lady In The Water (hey, I liked The Village. I thought it was misleadingly marketed.)

July 28th:
Little Miss Sunshine (I just hope it shows in more than one theater)

August 4th:
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Anchorman + Nascar. I'm still there opening weekend)
Fearless (supposedly Jet Li's last kung-fu flick. Yeah, right)

August 18th:
Snakes On A Plane (Get these motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking plane! I can't wait!)

Of course, this is all depending on good reviews.

2 comments:

alphaduck said...

bless you. now i don't need to look these up! :)

Anonymous said...

This is great!!! Sorry I won't be here for the summer. I dont' have any Philly movie buddies either :-(