Shut up! I'm House, bitch.
I have never watched an episode of House M.D. I would like to but there was always something else on I'd rather be watching (this year, it has been My Name Is Earl, The Office and now, Scrubs).
But from all the commercials I've seen during 24 this is how I imagine an episode goes:
- A patient comes in (sometimes a guest star) deathly ill
- The other not-House doctors come up with a diagnosis
- House listens to the doctors then says "WRONG"
- House comes up with is own crazy solution
- The not-House doctors despite 3 seasons or so says "He's crazy" and treat him normally
- Then someone related to the patient (family, friend, lover, babysitter, etc.) reveals some information that proves that House, despite not having this information, was completely correct
- The doctors rush to implement House's plan from 45 minutes ago
- The patient lives
- House says "Told you so"
2 comments:
LOL I've only seen a few episodes but damn if you ain't right on the money.
That about sums it. Toss in the occasional "See? House does have a heart!" warm and fuzzy subplot and you'll never need to actually watch the show.
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