Melanism.com Shuffle #1

• It's hard to lose weight when you hate fruits and vegetables
• I have become quite a homebody. I can spend an entire weekend inside my apartment playing on my computer, listening to music, watching TV and reading. Every weekend I say I am going to go to a park and read something but it never happens...especially now that football season has started.
• It's funny how weddings can make you want to get marry and think you'll never get married all at the same time.
• Since fewer and fewer people appear to be getting married these days, I wonder how the makers of engagement rings are holding up?
  
• My iPod has evicted all it's tenants again. I think I am just going to buy a new one. We've had a good run.
• I complain about not having money and try to avoid using my credit card but the second I suspected my iPod was broken, I was all but willing to go in the hole 400 dollars to replace it.
• I am not going to believe the Yankees are making the playoffs until they are in the playoff. I just don't seeing our waiver wire pitching staff carrying us to the promised land.