So with my new apartment and all my bills (Electric, Cable, Car Insurance, College Loans, etc.), i came to realization that...I can't afford a girlfriend.
I don't even think I can afford to date anyone.
Yeah, I know there are cheap dates you can go on but eventually, even I will get tired of the park or the beach or of Blockbusters.
Also, I like to give gifts so eventually I would spend money I don't have on a birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, etc. I don't want to be one of those guys who has those dats circled in red with an "Oh Shit" written on the calendar.
I could get a second job but when would I have time to date.
I guess I need to find someone who is either rich or has an unusual medical condition that only allows her to eat Ramen noodles and items of Wendy's dollar menu. It would help if she does not celebrate pagan/Hallmark holidays (taking care of all December holidays and Valentine's Day), does not believe in the concept of "time" (eliminating the need for birthday and anniversaries) and who's favorite movies I already own and is content to watch them over and over again...
Am I asking for too much?
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