I'm not that short.
I'm about 5'9".
I hate tall women.
And not because I am unattracted to them because there are some beautiful tall women up there.
I hate them because the second you see them and make eye contact...you are immediately deducted a point.
Actually a point for every inch that they are taller than you.
"I need someone who is my height in heels"
Screw you.
After singing a little Skee-Lo*, I find myself wishing ill on them...
Hoping they bump their pretty little heads on low doorway entrances.
Sorry. I know that came across as mean.
*"I Wish"
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Hey, wow, yeah at first when I saw that I thought you were being completely mean like most guys out there. I'm a 5'11 female, and I wouldn't really mind dating a shorter guy. I think that our biggest problem with you is that the common stereotype for men is that you only want to date women who are like 5 inches shorter than you, and I've had a couple guys be very rude to taller women. So, a nicer guy like you (so it seems) is refreshing.
Just wanted to let you know that not all tall girls are scary.
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