Shrek 2 & Laughing at the Mentally Challenged

I think I'm going to hell but it's not my fault.

Me and my girlfriend went to see Shrek 2. We were slacking so we got there 10 minutes before showtime (I know. We missed "The Twenty") so we had to sit in the front.

Anyway, a group of mentally-challengened individuals took up the row in front of us.

I didn't notice until one of them occasionally yelled things throughout the movie:

"Nooo!"

"I Hate The Cat!"

"Shhreeeek!"

Now this was fine, albeit annoying.

However, the same child, mind you I did not know it was entire row of mentally-challenged children until after the movie but this girl was the only speaking, said one thing that made me lose my shit.

There was a scene where Shrek was in bed with Fiona and had to get out of bed to answer the door. He was wearing boxers.

The girl then joyously yells out to his companions (and the entire movie theater)

"He sleeps in his underwear just like WE DO!"

Lost it.

Tears streaming down my face.

I felt so horrible.

But I'm laughing right now.

Father forgive me for I have sinned.

Shrek 2 was great and I highly recommend it.

But be careful where you sit.