My theory on women's shoes

Yes, I have a theory.

You ladies are being robbed.

After sitting through a number of shoe fittings for female friends and girlfriends, it has become quite clear to me.

Women's shoes, for the most part, are made to be comfortable for 3-5 minutes tops.

Think about it.

How many times have you tried your shoes on in the store and they felt great, look great and you are ready to set down your credit card?

And then when you go to a party, maybe 5 minutes away from the house, you're feet are KILLING you.

If you're a guy, odds are NEVER

If you're a lady, more time than not.

Y'all are getting hustled.

I think the band-aid industry is in on it too.