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My theory on women's shoes

Yes, I have a theory.

You ladies are being robbed.

After sitting through a number of shoe fittings for female friends and girlfriends, it has become quite clear to me.

Women's shoes, for the most part, are made to be comfortable for 3-5 minutes tops.

Think about it.

How many times have you tried your shoes on in the store and they felt great, look great and you are ready to set down your credit card?

And then when you go to a party, maybe 5 minutes away from the house, you're feet are KILLING you.

If you're a guy, odds are NEVER

If you're a lady, more time than not.

Y'all are getting hustled.

I think the band-aid industry is in on it too.

R.I.P. Pat Tillman

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4815441/

While I am as against the war in Iraq as I am the cancellation of Angel in lieu of the renewal of yet another season of Charmed, not many people would have done what this man did so much respect due

Man on Fire

Damn, that was long.
It's like two movies.

The first movie is the story of a hardened CIA assassin learning to love again thanks to a little girl he is hired to protect,

The second movie is what happens when you kidnap a little girl who taught a hardened alcoholic CIA assassin how to love again.

I'm getting really tired of Tony Scott's style. Can't he just shoot a movie straight. If you saw "Enemy of the State" or "Spy Games", you know what I'm talking about. Sometime it was cool like how he handled the subtitles of the Spanish (and sometimes the English) but a lot of the time it was just annoying and dragged the movie out.

Denzel was on point as usual. In some ways, the things he does in this movie were colder than anything in "Training Day". Dakota Fanning once again proved that she's a great child actress and that she needs to go to the dentist sooner than later. She's like the exact opposite of Haley Joel Osment. While he is a adult in a child's body, she just comes across as a smart child. Unfortunately, like him, I see her growing up awkward.

I don't highly recommend it because of the length and the over-stylized directing but it was solid flick.

Kill Bill Vol. II

I have seen a lot of good movies....

But this was the first classic I knew I was watching in the process

Highest possible recommendation from me.

Have some level of control

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Really freaky.

Rupert Murdoch = Satan

C'mon.

Hasn't anyone noticed that all the Fox reality shows are centered around the Seven Deadly Sins

Temptation Island?

Forever Eden?

Joe Millionaire?

The Swan?

Cops?

Think about it.

They are just trying to prove that Americans are really sinners only care about physical appearance and money.

Bow to the dark lord...

Now, it's gone too far

Rappers and oral sex

Why do women lust after rappers?

I mean, sure they are rich and powerful and, except Kanye, alpha males?

But they have made it quite clear that they will giving you ladies oral sex.

I believe Sadat X or Brand Nubian said it best:

Your pussy can't see these lips
I keep my tongue in my mouth.. cause I can't see down South
-- from "Love Me or Leave Me Alone"

I mean, almost every hip-hop album is peppered if them.

If I was that upfront about it, it would be a wrap.

I feel bad for groupies who score.