Tuesday, June 18, 2002

I don't know what it is.

There is so much stuff I need to be doing like saving money so I can move out and stop eating all these fatting foods so I can lose some weight (working in the city adds like 10 pounds...well to someone like me who only likes the heavy shit)

I keep telling myself "Sean, you should write a list and post it on your wall"

Do I? Nooooooo

What is it about not having it written down that allows me to not do what I need to be doing?
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If you are single and have your own place, you know where you need to be?

IKEA

F'real, I went there a couple of times with my girlfriend and noticed that there are a gang of attractive womne in here. After a few times, I realized they were getting DRESSED UP to go to IKEA. That's so sad.

But fellas don't let this sale pass you by.

It's very tricky because you have to guesstimate if the person is single or not. I think observing their purchases makes it easy. There are certain things you buy if you are part of a unit.

Anyway, look at things that you would not necessarily want but you could imagine a woman liking in your place...if you are in IKEA it's a good start...

"Oh I was looking at the (Insert funny swedish/german name) too. Hahaha. that's funny. I hope there's enough for both of us or we'll have to share."

I kow that was corny but what can I do, I'm not single. They don't COME to me anymore.

I'm just trying to help.

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