Well, I'm still trying to figure out this thing but when I do, you can expect to see regular postings from me again.

"So, Mel how's the job?"

Well I'm glad you asked. It's pretty good.

I mean it could be better: I could be sitting here getting paid to do nothing.

Nothing better than that.

Well, first of all, I can appreciate how little work I had to do a Su(c)kin Law. I mean, compared to that, I was getting paid to do nothing more than take shit occasionally. The rest of the time I could have been reading a book. How I wasted my time there...well, I did do most of this web page from work...so I guess I did make the most of that time. Ha, Lou Cypher. thanks for the funding.

Anyway, it's always busy here but thank God I work faster than the average underling so I can get my work done and surf the net and no one suspects that I am being hindered from completing my duties.

And everyone is just so nice here. They are all smiling and sweet and "please" and "thank you". It's makes it hard for you to get mad at them...but just wait I'll find a way.

-The great thing about this place is me have a super fast Internet connection which allows me to do something I have always wanted to do...

MELANISM'S MP3 OF THE MONTH

Dedicated to Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes,.
It's a song off of her Supernova album that was only released internationally but now that she is dead, be sure that Arista will rush this Bad Boy out.

-The only movie I've seen since the last time I mentioned a movie I saw was...

Panic Room.

It was like Home Alone for Adults. It didn't help that the girl who played Jodie Foster's daughter was the spitting image of Macauly Culkin. Coincidence?

David Fincher is gonna direct the next Mission: Impossible movie. I wonder this one will be missing. The M:I movies seem to accentuate whatever weaknesses a director has:

Brain De Palma - Too confusing
John Woo - Soulless action where you don't care who lives

This one will probably be too dark but I'll love it anyway.

Oooo, I'm so psyched for this

I'm going to see Spider-Man tonight. I'll be sure to let you know how it is.

-I'm so ashamed...I downloaded R.Kelly's upcoming album "Loveland"

It's kinda hot. Best work he's ever done.

Forgive me