Monday, May 24, 2004
Melanism = Chris Elliot in "Get A Life"
So I had a free pass to see The Day After Tomorrow on Saturday and was very amped to go see it.
So Saturday morning, I drove my girlfriend to work and when I came back, my mother was cleaning my room.
Not wanting to deal with her, I went to another room.
When I came back, the ticket that had been sitting on the dresser was gone.
She swears she didn't throw anything out but I found everything but that ticket.
All I could think is, "I swear to all that is Holy, I live in a sitcom"
I'm just glad I didn't invite anyone to accompany me so I wouldn't have to tell them, "We can't go. My mom threw away the ticket."
July can't come soon enough.
So Saturday morning, I drove my girlfriend to work and when I came back, my mother was cleaning my room.
Not wanting to deal with her, I went to another room.
When I came back, the ticket that had been sitting on the dresser was gone.
She swears she didn't throw anything out but I found everything but that ticket.
All I could think is, "I swear to all that is Holy, I live in a sitcom"
I'm just glad I didn't invite anyone to accompany me so I wouldn't have to tell them, "We can't go. My mom threw away the ticket."
July can't come soon enough.
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Random Thought
How can anyone make love to a Michael Jackson or R. Kelly song?
You could lose your focus and hear a lyric that--given their current circumstances--would have a double-meaning and it would throw your whole shit off.
You betta stick to Maxwell and D'Angelo.
You could lose your focus and hear a lyric that--given their current circumstances--would have a double-meaning and it would throw your whole shit off.
You betta stick to Maxwell and D'Angelo.
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Ladies, I'm gonna help you out for a bit...
Most single guys are not going into a date looking for a relationship.
The sooner you understand that, the beter off you'll be.
Guys, for the most part, kind of fall into relationships.
Some of us are looking for a relationship.
But for the rest it's a kind of rationalized process.
"I like her. She's cool. We've had sex. I really don't wanna mess with someoen else. i guess we are together, huh."
Simple.
Don't be mad because we know what we don't want.
Thus Endeth the lesson
The sooner you understand that, the beter off you'll be.
Guys, for the most part, kind of fall into relationships.
Some of us are looking for a relationship.
But for the rest it's a kind of rationalized process.
"I like her. She's cool. We've had sex. I really don't wanna mess with someoen else. i guess we are together, huh."
Simple.
Don't be mad because we know what we don't want.
Thus Endeth the lesson
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Fishy circumstances
I'm still salty about the Lakers beating the Spurs which pretty much assures that the Lakers will win another NBA championship unless the greatest rapist to ever play basketball gets happy in Sacramento or Minnesota and rapes the bellhop*
But really, .4 seconds.
What the fuck can you do in .4 seconds, really?
The NBA rules state that all you can do in .3 seconds is a tip-in.
So an extra .1 allows you to catch, turn and shoot.
That's some fucking bullshit.
And I know what the Lakers faithful are gonna say...
"Well, he should have had .8 seconds after Duncan's shot"
You're right, he should have.
But he didn't.
No way that clock started when fisher touched the ball.
You can't even blink twice in .4 second
Everytime I touch a key is a second.
That game changed this series.
David Stern can smile again.
*Funny until proven innocent
But really, .4 seconds.
What the fuck can you do in .4 seconds, really?
The NBA rules state that all you can do in .3 seconds is a tip-in.
So an extra .1 allows you to catch, turn and shoot.
That's some fucking bullshit.
And I know what the Lakers faithful are gonna say...
"Well, he should have had .8 seconds after Duncan's shot"
You're right, he should have.
But he didn't.
No way that clock started when fisher touched the ball.
You can't even blink twice in .4 second
Everytime I touch a key is a second.
That game changed this series.
David Stern can smile again.
*Funny until proven innocent
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