Wednesday, August 13, 2003

Playboy's Real World/Road Rules Challenge

WARNING: DO NOT VIEW AT WORK...ONLY FOR THE GROWN FOLK

Representing the Real World:
Arissa and Trishelle (1, 2, 3)

Representing Road Rules:
Mary Beth (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7), Veronica & Jisela (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

I guess Eric Nies and Kevin Powell aren't the only ones who found life after MTV reality TV.

*Please don't think bad things of me for posting this

Monday, August 04, 2003

Something to think about

"A woman can never be considered to be a genuine "player" because it generally requires very little or no effort at all on a woman's part to recieve attention from and/or have sexual relations with a man. Conversely, it is exceedingly more difficult for a man to accomplish the same feat with a woman, largely due to the inherent social/historical structure of the courtship process. Consequently, men are lauded for their comparative accomplishment--a cunning display of wit, charisma and sexual dominance--while a women may exhibit little more than inane promiscuity to achieve the same result, subsequently drawing scorn for being shamelessly "loose" and "easy". Concordantly, the overwhelming majority of these self-proclaimed female "players" are, in fact, little more than audacious whores. "
--Author unknown

Friday, July 25, 2003

Somewhere Jackie Christie is saying "I told you so!"

Aw, Kobe.

You dumb muthafucker!

Your wife is fine. What is wrong with you?

I'm mad at you.

Because when the story of your arrest first broke out and you finally spoke out to the L.A. Times you said:
"You guys know me, I shouldn't have to say anything. You know I would never do something like that."

Then, after you get charged, you admit to adultery.

Um, the Kobe I know would never cheat on his fine-ass wife.

So you have got some 'splainin' to do, homey.

And all the sports fans who are all the sudden experts in rape. I listen to ESPN radio and some of these callers are insane. They are thisclose to saying, "You know this bitch wanted it and she's trying to set up Kobe".

You are innocent before proven guilty BUT give this girl a break.

Give her her day in court. The DA of Eagle County thought enough to give it to her.

The sad thing is, if this woman was black, we would not be having any of these conversations.

We would assume she was a gold digger.

Such is life.

Tuesday, July 08, 2003

Breasts

Is God a man or a woman?

Who knows but I am sure of one things...

The Breast factor should be considered in the debate.

Has anyone done a study on the effect of breasts on the male psyche?

They are every heterosexual males' kryptonite.

If an opposing army of naked, moderately in-shape woman came charing us with guns, we would lose..easily.

I wonder if lesbains feel the same way hetero males feel about breats or does having your own set take away some of the obsession.

Ladies, if you are talking to man and you don't catch him checking out your breats, give him you munber.

You don't have a grasp for how hard he was trying.



Monday, July 07, 2003

File under ideas I wish I had thought off first:
Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

Recommended reading for all...especially women
Seeing women shit from the outside might give you new perspective on how crazy you guys can sometimes be.