Thursday, July 20, 2006

Movie of the Week: Strangers With Candy



Did you like the show on Comedy Central?

Then you'll like the movie.

It was funny but in a "you need to be mentally prepared" kind of way.

This movie was made for the fans of the show, not in some attempt to get new fans.

You have to appreciate that on some level.

Monday, July 17, 2006

The Prestige trailer

This and The Fountain are the two movies I am anticipating the most in 2006. I hope they do not disappoint...


Summer Movie Season 2006: Half Way Point

Ok, we are at the midway point of the summer movie season. All the heavy hitters have come out (and they all pretty much disappointed me on some level). Let's check see where we have been and where we have left to go...

Already Seen (click for reviews):
M:I:3
The Da Vinci Code
Over The Hedge
X3: The Last Stand
The Break-Up
Click
Cars
Nacho Libre
Superman Returns
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Monster House

Released But Haven't Seen Yet:
A Scanner Darkly

Yet To Be Released (movies not on the original list in red)

July 21st:
Clerks II
The Lady In The Water

July 28th:
Little Miss Sunshine
Miami Vice (It's Michael Mann. When has he let us down?)
Scoop (I think Woody Allen has a hard on for Scarlett Johansson.)

August 4th:
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Fearless

August 18th:
Snakes On A Plane
The Illusionist (If I don't end up seeing this, I won't lose any sleep)

This may be the first summer that I see all the movies on my list. AMC Theater should throw me a party.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

The Fountain

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Movie of the Week: Monster House



Finally, a real movie for kids...

Don't get me wrong. It's not like Cars or Over The Hedge weren't for children. They were. But like I mentioned in my review for Cars, I feel like there are way too many attempts to satiate the adults who are either going to see it with their children or by themselves by filling the script with pop culture or historical references that would fly over the head of your average 16 and under kid.

Let's call it "The Animainiacs Effect".

Animaniacs was the first cartoon, in my opinion, that was trying to hit every demographic. And then, many years later, Shrek came along and made a shitload of money because of the kids and the adults who went to see it a gazillion times because there was something for everyone. And now every computer animated feature gets more and more adult to the point that they should be PG. It is as if "animation" is enough to get the kids in the seats, and the script is what gets the parents back for repeat viewing.

That's cool but I noticed that little children are getting more and more restless during these films because they can't really follow the story. They are just looking at the screen at the fast actions and laughing at the juvenile flatulence jokes (then only ones they really laugh at because). If you hear laughter in these movies, it's usually the 17+ crowd.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Monster House.

I didn't feel like this AT ALL during Monster House. It was as if the movie occurs in an alternate reality where nothing that happened in the real world doesn't exist. No obscure pop culture references. No dialogue too smart for the demographic the movie should be aiming for. Everyone laughed. Everyone enjoyed it.

The whole plastic hair thing kinda weirded me out for awhile but I got used to it.

I hate to have a plot quibble with a kids movie but you are telling that no one but these three kids could see this HUGE house turning into a monster on Halloween? C'mon!

But it is a kid movie. I can live with it.