What the kcuf, ESPN?!?

This is some racist ass shit right here from ESPN Page 2 section:

I associate with morons

A conversation I had with a friend via Instant Messenger

[10:46] Friend: DUDE
[10:48] Sean: ?
[10:49] Friend: I am not so clearheaded from last night,cuz i went out drinking for my friend's birthday, and someone at work just pointed out to me I am wearing a different pair of shoe on each foot today!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[10:49] Sean: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[10:52] Friend: i have a grey sketcher on one foot and a white on the other
[10:52] Sean: do u have a camera phone
[10:58] Friend: yes
[10:58] Friend: i will send u a picture
[11:09] Friend: just sent it
[11:10] Friend: to your work addy

[11:10] Sean: YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT
[11:11] Friend: i am fucking hungover
[11:12] Friend: i just reached down, grabbed the first available lefty and righty shoes i guess
[11:12] Friend: hmmmm, so maybe that cute girl on the train wasn't checking me out after all...

My favorite quote from my favorite movie this summer

"I apologize to you if I don't seem eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, wondering Do I have food on my face? Am I eating, am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested. But I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? Now she's not interested. So all of the sudden I'm starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her. Do I have to wait for the door cuz' then it's awkward. It's like "Well, goodnight." Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you just go right in and kiss em' on the lips? Or you don't kiss em' at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering , "Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?" And perhaps play a little game called, Just the tip in. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. Or "Ouch, ouch. You're on my hair."
--Jeremy Grey
Wedding Crashers

So all the mp3s have been erased from my computer...

I feel like a dingo ate all my babies.

(Fuck you, Bill)

Your help is needed...

LOCAL PR AGENCIES ASK FOR HELP TO SAVE LIFE OF COLLEAGUE IN DIRE NEED OF LIVER TRANSPLANT

31-Year-Old Shari Kurzrok Will Die Unless She Receives Liver Within Days

NEW YORK (July 20, 2005) - Shari Kurzrok is two months away from her wedding. The 31-year-old PR executive recently spearheaded the largest-ever national blood drive. Today, she is fighting for her life. Her doctors say she will not live if she doesn't receive a liver transplant within days, and her colleagues in the PR industry are urgently mobilizing to help her.

"I just pray that what Shari has loved to do for a living comes back to help her," says her fiance Robby Schnall, 35, a marketing executive at Cole Haan. Their wedding is planned for October 15 at Woodbury Jewish Center in Long Island.

Shari's sudden illness has taken her family, friends and doctors by surprise. She was admitted to New York University Medical Center last weekend, and within 24 hours she was told she needed a liver transplant to save her life. Her illness is still unexplained.

Kym White, managing director of Ogilvy Public Relations Worldwide, says the news has shaken Shari’s colleagues and friends, as well as the extended communications industry. All are quickly rallying to spread the word through PR and advertising in order to draw attention to Shari’s plight. “Shari is a phenomenal friend and colleague, and it is hard to imagine that someone who only recently led the largest-ever blood donor initiative for the American Red Cross with such energy and enthusiasm, is now in vital need of a liver donation.”

Shari led the 345-city Save-a-Life-Tour, which featured two convoys that traveled across the country to raise awareness about the importance of regular blood donation and to attract new donors including a younger and more ethnically diverse demographic. The campaign collected more than 3.2 million pints of blood and registered more than 38,000 new potential donors. Kamenna Lee, Director, Sales & Marketing for the American Red Cross, said, "Shari poured her heart, soul and life into one of our largest initiatives and truly helped save lives. I urge the public to help Shari the way she helped so many people."

Shari is a native of Great Neck, Long Island, and the daughter of Gloria and Mort Kurzrok. Her father says, “This is a race against time. We want to draw attention not only to Shari’s cause, but also to the urgent, ongoing need that challenge families like us every day.”

Potential donors must be Type A or Type O blood. Anyone wanting to help Shari with a liver transplant referral should call: 877-223-3386 or email: liverforalife@yahoo.com