I Weep for the Future

Every once and awhile, while hanging out with my friends or my brother, I am struck with a thought that terrorizes me and should terrorize every living human being...

These silly ass fools, myself included, may have children one day and be responsible for their well-being.

What screwed up little monster they will be...

God have mercy on the world we leave behind.

The definition of sexism

I am at this party and the lady bartender ("bartendress"?) is kinda cute...

But aren't they always?

Then it hit me...

Female bartending is probably the second most sexist industry in America (although they are cute in the UK too)

The first being stripping.

Think about it.

Have you ever seen an ugly female bartender? Not necessarily attractive to you but you can definately see why she could be viewed as attractive to someone else.

Shit, have you ever seen a fat female bartender (in the bar owner defense, it would be hard for a big woman to navigate behind the bar)?

It's like that diner Elaine went to in "Seinfeld" where all the waitresses had large breasts.

(I know...I watch too much TV)

Wednesday night is a WRAP

With "Lost", "Alias" and now "Eyes", ABC has Wednesday night locked down.

You have been warned.

(I know...I watch too much TV)

Rules and Regulations b/w I'm in love again

So on Saturday I sent to The Brooklyn Museum to see the Basquiat exhibit. My friends were running late so I was waiting outside playing with my Sidekick II (yes...I have a Sidekick II now--coupled with my iPod--I am officially overdoing it) and I found myself staring at this sign:


(this was taken with my Sidekick II)

Now, the first 10 rules make perfect sense but "Barbecuing"?

Because it was last I have to presume it was an addendum.

I wanna know who was the first to be like "Well, ya'll didn't say I COULDN'T barbecue in front of the Museum"

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I'm in love again.

I have to admit...it was love at first sight.

I was watching The L Word season premiere a month ago and then this heavenly angel walked on the screen and my brother and I both said "WHO THE F*CK IS THAT"

I will never miss an episode.

Sara Shahi, this is my open proposal of marriage.

Take your time. Think about it.

The Jack Bauer Killing Hour

This is my brief dedication to one of the greatest and most efficient killers prime-time television has ever seen...Jack Bauer.

Now, I didn't see the first season of 24, a fact that I am now embarassed to admit.

But my friend, Erwin, pressed and pressed and pressed until I watched the second season and I was immediately hooked.

That's how it happens.

You cannot watch this show and not get hooked.

You will reaarange your schedule to make sure you see it.

Your gym schedule will become Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday.

But this season in particular has put 90% of the action movies released in the last 5 years to shame.

First of all, in the course of 13 hours, I am roughly estimating that Bauer has killed almost 25 people.

One person.

It's insane.

Monday's episode featured a team of 20 mercenaries against Jack, Jack's girlfriend's ex-husband who's fingers were broken, and two Middle Eastern gun shop owners.

Who do you think won?

It actually wasn't even close.

The other three combined for 2-3 kills.

Jack. 9.

Seriously, how are you not watching this show?