Ko Be Yourself

Y'know people have been talking lately about is Kobe the best player in basketball right now and is he Jordanesque now

I don't know about all that.

But...

I will concede this point.

He is the best rapist* to have ever picked up a basketball.

if not him, then who else.

Only the good people of Colorado can take that away from him.

Black women & American Idol don't mix

It's okay, baby.

I hate this show.

I was never really into it.

I watched it the first season out of morbid curiosity and when Tamyra got booted, I was done.

Well, this year I am done.

Latoya was the best singer to ever grace the stage at American Idol.

E V E R.

This show is forever tainted by her departure at this stage.

Fuck you, Hawaii.

Melanism Spring Movie Preview

There really isn't shit I want to see this Spring...

* Shrek 2 (May 21)
* The Day After Tomorrow (May 28) - I might need to see a couple of reviews before I committ
* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (June 4) - I am only anticipating this movie becuase Alfonso Cuaron (director of Y Tu Mama Tambien is directing)
* Spider-Man 2 (June 30) - I will NOT be at work this day

Where are the good R-rated movies?

Slut Rock

Buy the album when she drops it.

There is no thought involved here.

Some Fed Ex Bullshit

So my company needed to send out a major mailing of 700 press kits but our mailroom did not have enough Fed Ex envelopes.

Fine. So we called Fed Ex and they said they could get supplies to us in 1-2 days and they couldn't even guarantee 2 days.

At first, I just started thinking of a Plan B when it occurred to me during my lunch break

"Fed Ex can't get me a package from their own facility overnight but if I wanted to send some anthrax from here to California by 10:30 AM, not a problem"

Needless to say, I was livid and I injected my anger into the mailroom employees and they called them back asking why they couldn't Fed Ex us some Fed Ex supplies.

Policy.

Assholes.

They ended up letting us go across the street (!) and pick some up from one of the Fed Ex spots.