Everybody needs love...

...black or white, tall or short*

* Forgive me, Father.

Famous Last Words pt. 87

"You can knock me down, but you'd better put me cold asleep because when I get up I'm coming back."
--Roy Jones, Jr., right before his defeat at the right-hand of Glen Johnson.

At least he used to understand...

"My inclination was to support the government and the war until proven wrong, and that only came later, as I realized we could not explain the mission, had no exit strategy, and did not seem to be fighting to win."

--George W. Bush, regarding Vietnam
"A Charge to Keep: My Journey to the White House"

If you are a female friend of mine...

...you are getting this in your stocking this Christmas.

It will make all of our lives easier.

Now when is some woman going to step up and write the books that men, like myself need to read:

"She's Just Stringing You Along Because 'You Never Know'"
"Are You Driving Her To See Other Men: and Other Stupid Things Men Do"
"Nothing and Other Women Mind tricks"

Get on the ball, ladies. We can't help ourselves.

I'm the Tim Duncan of this Love shit

I figured it out.

I mean I've always known it but I couldn't find a way to describe it until this morning.

I'm the Tim Duncan of love.

My game is fundamentally sound.

Classic even.

However I lack that "star" quality to take me to the next level.

Damn, Michael, don't hurt em.

I might actually buy this*

*Yea right.

Don't totally agree or disagree...

According to this, I am...

eXpressive: 6/10
Practical: 4/10
Physical: 4/10
Giver: 10/10

You are a XSIG--Expressive Sentimental Intellectual Giver.
This makes you a Teddy Bear.Hee! I just want to give you a big squeeze. You are tender, honest, generous and fair. You are an excellent kisser and a sensitive, communicative lover, and you know it. You would never intentionally hurt someone's feelings or overstep his/her boundaries. You have beautiful eyes.

Most people take your laid-back attitude, blazing wit and subtle sexiness and stick you in "friend." But some see your extreme hotness for what it is and latch on. This means you have a few members of your target sex in the bank at all times -- I call this "money in the sex bank" -- but you're too sensitive and thoughtful to exploit them. More than once.

You are so rational and deliberate in an argument that it can frustrate and exhaust your partner. Your fights can take forever, but your press on with them until they are completely resolved and both you and your partner are satisfied. If your partner is weak of will, s/he may just give in -- be wary of this! An emotional or passive-aggressive outburst later will hurt and horrify you.

It is *critically important* that you are able to respect your partner. The moment you lose respect for him/her, you lose everything.

When you make friends, you make them for life -- you can go without speaking to a friend for years and pick up right where you left off. You are completely faithful, both physically and emotionally. You are the second best (to XPIG) parent of any type.

If you are male, you have a huge shlong. Just saying.

Of the 59428 people who have taken this quiz, 8.4 % are this type.

Calvin gets it...

Spider-Man Reviews Crayons

I am buying this Spider-Man

http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0913/

Flip Flop Rock

Bush on "The War on Terror":

April 13th - "One of the interesting things people ask me, now that we are asking questions, is, 'Can you ever win the war on terror?' Of course you can."

July 14th - "I have a clear vision and a strategy to win the war on terror."

August 30th - "I don't think you can win it. But I think you can create conditions so that those who use terror as a tool are less acceptable in parts of the world."

August 31st - "We meet today in a time of war for our country, a war we did not start yet one that we will win."