Somewhere Jackie Christie is saying "I told you so!"

Aw, Kobe.

You dumb muthafucker!

Your wife is fine. What is wrong with you?

I'm mad at you.

Because when the story of your arrest first broke out and you finally spoke out to the L.A. Times you said:
"You guys know me, I shouldn't have to say anything. You know I would never do something like that."

Then, after you get charged, you admit to adultery.

Um, the Kobe I know would never cheat on his fine-ass wife.

So you have got some 'splainin' to do, homey.

And all the sports fans who are all the sudden experts in rape. I listen to ESPN radio and some of these callers are insane. They are thisclose to saying, "You know this bitch wanted it and she's trying to set up Kobe".

You are innocent before proven guilty BUT give this girl a break.

Give her her day in court. The DA of Eagle County thought enough to give it to her.

The sad thing is, if this woman was black, we would not be having any of these conversations.

We would assume she was a gold digger.

Such is life.

Breasts

Is God a man or a woman?

Who knows but I am sure of one things...

The Breast factor should be considered in the debate.

Has anyone done a study on the effect of breasts on the male psyche?

They are every heterosexual males' kryptonite.

If an opposing army of naked, moderately in-shape woman came charing us with guns, we would lose..easily.

I wonder if lesbains feel the same way hetero males feel about breats or does having your own set take away some of the obsession.

Ladies, if you are talking to man and you don't catch him checking out your breats, give him you munber.

You don't have a grasp for how hard he was trying.

File under ideas I wish I had thought off first:
Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

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